Chat up lines for Web Designers
By Sam PascuaFound this through my travels
- I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
- Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
- If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
- I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
- Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
- Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
- If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
- I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
- First I think I’ll stroke your curve, then I’d like to fill you.
- Is that Content Aware Scaling or are you just happy to see me?
- You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
- I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
- You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool
- I dig your look and feel.
- If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
- Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
- When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000000?
- Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
- What if I told you the fly on my troussers opens quicker than a 500k JPEG file?
- Mind if I take you for a usability test?
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